PLEASE DO NOT VOTE!

There is no issue worth you getting up and taking action. You have no power anyway. Go back to your Xbox. Keep playing Doom. Go get some porn- its much more exciting.

You probably aren’t even registered to vote, so why bother? Get stoned instead! Watch another episode of American Idol…

Why are u still reading?!

OK…Okay! You’re so damn pushy… Find out if you’re even registered. That would be a good start…